Oh. It seems you and ACE GEORGE got into a physical altercation at the diner. He was probably being an insufferable prick.

> Be FUTURE (PRESENT) HYSTERICAL ELAINE

You are  HYSTERICAL ELAINE. You are trapped in jail. You are about to go into a fit of hysterics.

You could really use that one phone call but there’s no answer.

How did you get into this situation in the first place, anyway?

> Be PAST HYSTERICAL ELAINE

You’ve already got arms, numbnuts!

If you meant a gun, you could ask HYSTERICAL ELAINE. Actually that episode was scrapped. Guess you’re shit outta luck.

> Answer the phone.

You are an average New Yorker trying to make it in the Comedy Business. You are starring in a comic about nothing. It seems to be catching on. Pretty much nothing is going on right now.

What will you do?

> Quickly retrieve arms from shelf.